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By Persephone Bolero-Trenton
AMAZON — They say size doesn’t matter, which raises the question — What exactly does matter?
The Amazon community will find out at the on Dec. 20, when the men will whip them out in front of a panel of the jungle’s penis experts, at the Penis Contest.
The event, which is organized by Alya, will be held at the Libertad Resort at 10 a.m. SLT. The winner will have the privilege of selecting among a group of volunteers for a “date.”
The contest follows a series of trials held over the past year in which experts in body parts determined who has the best breasts and bottoms. Though some disputed the judges’ decisions, the events were fun for participants and audience members alike.
Contestants in the Penis Contest must have realistic sizes. All those interested in signing up can do so by contacting Alya.
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