Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Exclusive: The inside story on Sunday’s Mama Allpa ritual

 

Photo by Cento Sogni
Eve Heartsong addresses the crowd.
Photo by Cento Sogni

By Persephone Bolero-Trenton 

AMAZON — The Amazonian community gathered Sunday to witness the power of the native goddess Mama Allpa to take an infertile couple and, should prayers be answered, bring forth conception. 

While many couples unable to have children would hope for such a miracle to grant them the joys of parenthood, Sunday’s ritual was primarily aimed at securing the Ruby legacy. 

 

Eve dances as Bertha secures the Ruby legacy.
Photo by Persephone Bolero-Trenton

Eve Heartsong, first lady of Libertad and Ruby matriarch, has spent the past couple of years trying to get her only son, Dylan Heartsong Jr., to act responsibly, get married and bear her a grandchild, who would then carry on the Ruby family name. 

Unfortunately, the wayward Dylan Jr. appears to, for the time being, have other plans. So, Eve Heartsong has pinned her hopes on her cousin, Bertha Mae Ruby, which has its own complications. 

Unlike Dylan Jr., Mae Ruby is more dedicated to the Ruby name and somewhat more mature aside from a past association with meth-dealing biker gangs — a story for another time — than Dylan Jr.


Drone
Offerings were laid at Mama Allpa's feet.
Photo by Cento Sogni.
 

However, thus far, First Lady Heartsong has been unable to find a landowning chief to marry her cousin off to, a union the Ruby matriarch has hoped would bring forth lawful issue and expand the Libertad empire. 

Even more daunting is the fact that Mae Ruby is reportedly barren. This is where Mama Allpa comes in. Shui, a local man of Japanese descent, agreed to participate in a ritual that First Lady Heartsong hoped would resolve all her prosterity problems. 

Religious decorum, however, demanded a much more solemn approach to communicating with the goddess, as the whole “Eve needs to maintain her legacy” prayer might not go over so well with an Incan deity who is not typically associated with material gain. So the ritual was given a more reverent theme.

 

Mama Allpa wanted some foreplay.
Photo by Persephone Bolero-Trenton
 

"Together, may they move as ocean and moon, seed and soil, desire and creation ... bringing forth the gift of new life in your name,” intoned Summer, a Tapirape healer. 

Xoco Chieftess Khaing Zar described the ritual as a tribute to Mama Allpa, who she said, is “the great goddess of fertility, the Earth and harvests, since ancient times.”

“The Goddess is honored through rituals and offerings, songs and dance, like burning cocoa leaves or pouring chicha. And so we will first send prayers to her, then all can come forward to make offerings and then celebrate by partying in her honor,” Zar said. 

 

Bertha writhes with anticipation.
Photo by Persephone Bolero-Trenton
 

Shui and Mae Ruby then proceeded to fornicate on a stone slab in front of a crowd of leering and jeering onlookers — for Mama Allpa! 

Indeed, many who witnessed the coupling were visible moved by the performance. Some women could be seen nibbling on their lower lips and some men were shifting the bulge in their shorts to a more comfortable position. 


The ritual's climax was sexy yet tender.
Photo by Persephone Bolero-Trenton
 

It will be some time before the couple — and Eve Heartsong — knows if the goddess blessed Mae Ruby with child, but the Ruby heir was optimistic.

 "Ah can just feel it. Ah'm sure ah'm pregnant. Praise Mama Allpa!" she drawled after the ritual was complete. 

Shui, for his part, struggled to find words to express his joy. 

“Um, my own words, well.. first I'd like to thank my... no wait... erm.. it was fucking amazing!" he exclaimed. 

The Amazon River Sun will update the story when it’s known if the couple will need to repeat their performance, or a date for Bertha’s shower is set. 

 




Sunday, October 5, 2025

Treats and petting not enough! The Tapirape say pets must also be blessed!

Bird
One pet bird glides safely over the cats during the
Pet Blessing at the Tapirape Camp.
Photos by Persephone Bolero
 

AMAZON — In an ongoing effort to turn literally everything into an act of faith, the Tapirape Saturday showed that reverence need also be extended to our pets. 

The Tapirape invited members of our community and their pets to come to the Tapirape camp to have their pets blessed.

"May these animals thrive and remain in harmony with us, as we strive to honor and protect the — Not just today, but every day. Thank you, Great Spirit, for the sacred bond we share with all living things,” Tapirape Shaman Whispering Wind said before blessing the pets individually. 

 

Nope. Nope. Nope.


People brought goats, birds, nope snakes, cats and dogs to receive the shaman’s blessings, and for the afternoon, the Tapirape camp became a petting zoo.

“Our Xerimbabos that grew with us in our camp are like members of our family. Once considered full Xerimbabos, family animals become almost an extension of their owner's body. These animals are then considered part of the family and are full members of the community,” Tapirape member Summer explained.

While the participants were happy their pets were receiving divine approval, the reaction was far more mixed from the pets themselves. 

 

Dashi the poodle
Dashi, Estonia's poodle.

 

“Hur dur, I’m a dog,” one puppy told the Sun before licking the reporters notebook.

Scruffles, a local cat, told the Sun that the event could have been better.

“While I appreciate our humans’ effort to properly revere us cats, as is our right, there was no need to invite these dogs,” Scruffles said. “Also, the catnip was stale.”

After the statement, having grown bored with the interview, Scruffles bit the reporter’s hand and ran off.


Birds
Shui brought treats for the cats. 


Eve and her many cats.


One cat carefully guards his milk stash.



Food
Someone brought food to be blessed.