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| Heartsong displaying the award she gave herself. Photo by Persephone Bolero |
By Persephone Bolero-Trenton (Follow her on Primfeed)
AMAZON — Eve Heartsong, first lady of Libertad, had been noticeably distraught Sunday after she failed to win first place in the Best Breasts Contest.
On Monday, she announced she was taking matters into her own hands to correct what she says is an injustice, and awarded herself the the top prize she insists she deserves.
"I feel wonderful! This is the best part about having my own country. I am Miss Libertad. I don't need Miss Florida and I don't need no stinkin reward from no Blood Bath Bay," she said, proudly displaying the trophy she gave herself.
Heartsong claims to have been scammed out of the tiara in the Miss Florida contest. After winning second place in Sunday's contest, Heartsong said it reminded her of that traumatic event.
"I just can't win!" she shouted in frustration.
After receiving the award she made for herself, Heartsong appeared to be much more relaxed than she had been for past week.
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